Preface: "The libraries may not be underground, but I bet you can drink sweet tea on your way to and from them." Scene: Having become an expert in city living, Sara Moser sets out to completely change the way she lives her life and filters her thinking. Goals: Meaning in life, optimism, type-B personality. Likelihood for success: 2%. Intro: "Welcome to Duke Divinity School, that which you have worked toward for 3 years. You picked this life, now enjoy it."